Let Her Live

I coil my ribs and heart in the ropes of my arms. I find pockets for my hands to slink inside; I feel safer with them there. Our arms are this long, I was told yesterday, to cover and protect our genitals. Scott once mentioned to me how unfair it is that lady parts are inside the body, while men have their's on the outside. I wonder if this is God's way of forcing vulnerability in every man. (Sure titty twisters can cause blisters, but they do not induce vomiting, knock the wind out of her, nor surge estrogen through her blood and cause emotional breakdowns. At least, I don't think so.) Vulnerability never really became a flaw of the female as it has for men. Maybe God predicted that. However, regardless of whether our privates hang or hide, we are all shaped to cover our crotches with our hands. And though our baby toes are disappearing, instinctual reactions to fear——flight or fight——have remained by evolving into new defenses. Now no longer running from saber tooth tigers, most of our greatest fears fester in the realm of social interactions. Flight has become fidgeting shrugs; hiding hands in pockets and armpits and boisterous bouts of self-mockery.   

I'm ready for my shrugs, which minimize my point of view by apologizing for myself and my ideas to settle into stillness. I want conviction. I want to straighten my spine. I want my eyes to stop swinging like search lights. I want my words to ride out of me like a prized show pony: poised and proud. 

I am a vegan. One reason why I am a vegan is because I want to live a life of proactive environmental peace. I hate this commercial culture of corruption and cover ups. The meat, fish and dairy corporations of the world are leading two genocides: one; the torturing, slaughtering and selling of billions of defenseless animals and two; the massacre of our natural resources. Our oceans are nearly naked now of fish and coral. Our rainforests are being axed down for cattle grazing, causing extinctions of animals, birds, plants and therefore oxygen. I read all about this in the book, Comfortably Unaware. Our fresh water supply is not unlimited or "sustainable" as many Americans would like to believe. Just as the trees we cut to graze livestock would take hundreds of years to grow back, if we ever let them. We are killing our planet. Did you know that? I think if you knew that, you wouldn't purchase and eat the food that is causing global warming and——as Dr. Richard A. Oppenlander describes in his book——global depletion. 

"Approximately 40 percent of all methane produced by human activities is from livestock and their flatulence and manure, to the point where atmospheric concentrations have risen 145 percent in just the last fifteen years. Nitrous oxide is 310 times more powerful as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. Our livestock industry generates 65 percent of all human-related nitrous oxide." 

Nitrous oxide which soon will not be digested by our trees when the trees have been plowed for more cattle grazing. 

"Over 70 percent of the Amazon rainforest has been destroyed——lost forever——due to cattle ranching. The United States is the single largest consumer of Central and South American beef. A startling 95 percent of Brazil's Atlantic coast rainforest has been slashed and burned, the vast majority of it to raise cattle. Although it is not commonly known, approximately 34 million acres of rainforest on earth are lost each year." 

We don't want to know that. We don't want to know where our food comes from. We have other things to worry about. But what is more important than food and our planet? We are living organisms. We need food to live. We die without food. Therefore, shouldn't we care, shouldn't food be our primary concern? It used to be more important (still is to many people in this country and certainly throughout the world where poverty, malnutrition and lack of fresh water are daily struggles). Yet we stuffy Americans don't want to worry about it. We have more "important" things to worry about like money, promotions, retirement, holiday parties, social media posts, whitening our teeth, shoe shopping and enthusiastically tending to our addictions of caffeine, prescription drugs and alcohol. But even above food, we living organisms need air, water and an earth to stand on. We are such selfish inhabitants. We take and take and take. We of the 1st-World countries are together an obese child. We scream for fat, salt, soda and candy, while our dehydrated baby sister thirsts for cool clean water and our Mother Earth lays on a metal table in the meat department. She gave us beauty, our Mother. She gave us dirt, vegetation, water, sunshine and rain. By giving us trees, she gave us air to breathe. She taught us by showing and giving. And what have we done? We've held a semi-automatic to her head, stripped her naked, raped her, whipped her with a chain saw belt, and then took a knife to the stomach where we once grew and made an incision up to her throat. We reached in with our dirty fat fingers, ripped out her small intestines and sold it for $3.95/pound. Her liver was plucked, stuffed and later passed as hors d'oeuvres for some stuffy business party where everyone is red-faced, pudgy and on several prescription drugs to tend to the signs of impending heart disease and diabetes. Her lungs were cut out, cleaned and mounted on the wall. Look how big and mighty I am, we think, I have the power of destruction. "Won't my mommy be so proud of me," we sing in a deep delusional tone. Her blood is mostly drained and dumped. Her bone marrow boiled into broth. Her muscles are marinated, grilled and named "good protein." Ooo——a barbecue! How fun! Let's sit around in creaky lawn chairs, drinking strong alcohol while we wobble across our Honduras Rosewood deck to the gas-powered grill where we slather sugary red sauce on the dead. Mmm the dead is so delicious. Look how big and mighty I am! Back in the butchery, Mother is still alive, but barely. She is ashamed of her screaming greedy baby and worried for her skeletal baby girl who is now too weak to beg her mother for rain. But most of all, Mother holds the heaviest sadness in the well of her slowly beating heart. She might die. She is almost certainly going to die. And when she dies so will we. When she sees us looking at her head, contemplating the price of her brains, she tells us the story of her life. She ends with a warning. If I die, so will you. We don't like to hear this! We scream that it isn't our fault! (Anger is our defense mechanism.) That we were only doing what we had to in order to survive. You had more than enough to survive, but you let egotism blind you and greed control you. You are lazy. You want everything to be easy, convenient, cheap, fast and accessible. You don't think about where it all comes from or where it all goes. You waste and waste and for what? So you can spend your time zoning out on the couch, listening to laugh tracks and reality trash? Leave me be for awhile. Let me grow green again. I want organic vegetable farms. I want the fish, the turtles, the shrimp and the lobsters to be left alone. I want time for rain to refill my rivers. But we don't hear this. We stopped listening a few minutes ago due to our defectively short attention span. Instead we've been staring at our mother's barely-beating bloomed red heart, wondering what we could sell it for. 

To my dog.

When I get home with the groceries, you come to meet me, whining a little.  Scott walks toward me from the bedroom. He's irritated. He tells me that you jumped and barked at two people while on your walk. You do this sometimes. We've had to train you to take a treat whenever anyone passes us, but sometimes you fake us out. You pretend to be peeing and then charge at the passing strangers, often frightening them to yelp and jump. Penny, I know you think you're scaring away the bad guys, but it's humiliating. Don't you hear my hollered apologies as I drag you away? Come on, I feed you. I walk you twice every day. I pay hundreds of dollars to the veterinarian to ensure that you are healthy. I dribble flea and tick prevention juice on your shoulder blades. I give you heart worm medicine and take you to the dog beach. ---Which is usually very fun, except for that late morning a couple weeks ago when you barked at that woman. Remember? She was walking alone toward the end of the beach and you ran at her barking. I called you away, but you wouldn't come. Then the woman yelled, 

"She does it again and I'm gonna kick her." 

This made me mad because I was embarrassed. I eventually got you follow me, but over my shoulder——instead of the apology I usually bellow——, I loudly mumbled, 

"You're the one walking on the dog beach, ya fuckin' moron!" 

I don't blame the woman now, of course. Hindsight exposes my foolishness. Really I should have yelled, 

"I'm sorry she's barking at you, but if you kick her, she will probably bite you." 

Because that's what I assume you'd do. You're a barker. I know that. You bark at people who make you nervous. You bark at anyone walking or jiggling keys in the hallway. And as far as I know, no one has harmed you as a result of your barking. However, I can only imagine your dog thoughts as: 

THREAT! 
BARK AT THREAT. 
OUCH! 
THREAT KICKED ME. 
BITE THREAT!  

Then there'd be a lawsuit that I would avoid by running away like a coward at the crime scene. A bite and run. Then we'd never be able to go back to the dog beach except to send Scott to scope it out. But when he'd come back to our camouflaged car, he'd say that there were signs and police sketches of Penny and I. "WANTED!" "CASH REWARD!" "DANGEROUS!" I'd have to quit my job and we'd both have to take on disguises, both shaving off our hair. 

Luckily, though, you didn't bark again. 

I continued to run toward the gate, blundering through the bumpy sand, sobbing to myself. I cursed you then, but you had already forgotten, following me with your pink tongue out, panting.

We pick up your poop with little plastic bags, Penny. Then carry your warm sacks of shit to the nearest trash receptacle. You will never grow up and learn to speak English. You will never be able to clean up after yourself. You won't be around to care for us when we're decrepit and diapered. You'll never really apologize for anything. You'll never be potty trained (though that time you were sick and crapped in the bathtub was pretty close). But, you are always here. When I cry, your head is on my knee or you're climbing onto my lap, your muzzle under my chin, licking my earlobe. When I get excited or smile, you wag your tail and if close enough, lick my lips. When I say, "GO" and unclasp your leash, you always run in a big circle ahead of me, checking on me before making another bigger circle in the sand. When I point and say, "Get the birds!", you always bound after the gulls, herding them toward the clouds above the bubbly blue water. In the morning, when we're both too sleepy to stand, you nuzzle into the curve of my waist and close your eyes, while I scratch the top of your head and rub your black ears. 

You have problems, pup. You do. You're a nervous wreck. A head case. But that should be expected. You were, after all, found pregnant and tied to a pole with a black lab. So you're not always well behaved on the leash. And sometimes you bark at people. But you're smart, loyal and sweet when you feel safe. No of course you aren't perfect, but neither am I. But I promise to love you always and to one day, take you from this crowded cement city and return us both to the mountain woods. 

I am no expert. In anything really.

I'm just trying to find my way. 

I've had health issues for over three years now. Skin discoloration, digestive issues, fatigue, nail fungus and pimples and boils galore. It's an embarrassing list of flaws I try to hide from everyone I meet with socks, coffee and makeup. Over the years, I've attempted to treat these problems separately, but last week, I found an article online, which suggested that these separate issues could all be reactions to particular foods that become inflamed when you have the delightfully entitled ailment, Leaky Gut. I won't try to explain it. I'm no Gastroenterologist. But I'll say that there might be some holes in my intestines, which need time away from certain foods in order to mend. So I'm trying this thing where I avoid——among sugar, alcohol and caffeine——grains. All grains, even quinoa and corn and brown rice! And, nuts and beans. It has been two days. I do feel better, I think. Anyway, I just wanted to say to you that I am no expert. In anything really. I read what I read. I believe what I believe. But trust me, I want to be open. I realize I look like a hypocrite now for my last entry is literally called "WHOLE GRAINS ARE GOOD FOR YOU". I apologize for the aggressive all CAPS. Grains——even whole grains——among a few other triggers, are potentially what has been causing much of my discomfort these past three years. So I just wanted to say to you that if my foot was made of avocados, sweet potatoes and spinach, I'd have it in my mouth this very moment.

"WHOLE GRAINS ARE GOOD FOR YOU!"

We walk to the little vegan Thai place around the corner. I don't want to get take out. I want a date. A date means no cell phones, no television show, no video games, no dog barking at every neighbor opening their door. I zip up my navy blue boots, comb my hair in the bathroom mirror and put on my pink scarf and winter coat. Scott turns off the computer and shuffles in his socks to the closet to grab his green sneakers.  

Five years ago, the saying, "If you can't beat em...join 'em", circled through my thoughts like an antique merry-go-round with chipping paint, a rusty motor and an 89-year-old attendant with dementia and smudged lipstick. 
If you can't beat 'em...join 'em. 
If you can't beat 'em...join 'em! 
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM. JOIN THEM!"  
Faster and faster it whirled until one Christmas morning——after being a vegan for a year and a half——I decided to eat my mother's scrambled eggs. 

At a table with a slight wobble, while we sit and eat, he tells me——in regards to trading in my smart phone, quitting Facebook and being a vegan——to change the saying (which I tell him I detest) to, "If you can't beat 'em, coexist with 'em." 

I do! None of my friends are vegans. Most are not even vegetarians. No one in my family is vegan. And when we discuss food, I try very hard to not talk much about it. (Though, I admit, I've been known to occasionally lose my temper and scream, "WHOLE GRAINS ARE GOOD FOR YOU!") But I don't want to lose friends over this. And I don't want anyone to think I'm pressuring them into eating tofu, broccoli, or beans. No one wants to spend time with a protesting preacher type. Someone who points out all the flaws of the world, while calling everyone else naive for not noticing. But, this is my place. So here is something. I hate——yes a very strong unpleasant word——but I hate how so many people think eating dead animals is justified because they eat only the fancy organically—fed dead animals. The ones killed (they imagine) by rugged men in Carharts who cradle their cows before carrying their carcasses in coolers to farmers markets.  

I just wish our first world country would progress past these uncivilized and barbaric practices. But I do coexist. I do. I understand that people are more than what they choose to eat. That some people just don't quite realize that pork means pig flesh and that jello is made from horse hooves. But I don't say this out loud! New friends and acquaintances usually don't even know that I'm a vegan for months after meeting me. Which doesn't mean that I don't care! Just that I prefer conflict-free conversations. Even when spending time with those I love most who praise their four-egg omelets, their heavy cream cappuccinos and their salmon salads, I smile and try not to suggest that they get their cholesterol checked. But I hate when they try to convince me that the meat they eat is OK because they pay some pretentious blood-thirsty butcher $8.95/pound to wrap it pretty paper. Or that their diet is warranted because "that is the way the world works, Rachel, and has worked since the days of the cavemen. Everybody else is holding number tickets at the deli and ordering chilled cadavers, but you. People eat meat. Deal with it. You're the freak. And you're making me mad. So shut up."  

——You might think this is about you. But it isn't. Really. And I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the words you sometimes say. At the reasons why you say them and at the history that has lead you to believe them.——    
     
We drink lemon water from our large glass goblets and talk about Science and God; the sauce that comes with the vegetable dumplings; our potential plan for the next couple years and the raspberry chocolate chip cookies I left cooling on paper towels in the kitchen. I tell Scott about the resistance I felt when I was a vegan for the first time. That I didn't want it anymore. That I decided I would rather ignore my own feelings than deal with the pestering hostility and the judgmental "how are you possibly getting enough protein" kind of questions. Scott says that my choosing the word, "resistance" means that I was pushing just as much as I was being pushed........... He's right. I pushed emails at my family, pleading messages with horrid pictures and videos of animal cruelty. I wanted them all to change with me, but they wouldn't. And, of course, I'm pushing now. Every word I write is a poke, a shove and maybe even a stomach punch. Well, I'm sorry if I've made you mad and uncomfortable. Most of the time, as you know, I coexist quite peacefully within this meaty American culture. It's just once in awhile that I get the compulsion to stand on my chair and scream, 

"WHOLE GRAINS ARE GOOD FOR YOU!"

We walk on.

I watch Miranda July's film, The Future, while munching on apple slices dipped in sticky peanut butter. Then I have FOUR chocolate cookies with ANOTHER spoonful of chunky peanut butter. The supper of a spinster. I wear a long loose sweater with balled wool and navy blue leggings. Beneath my chin, a plate is in position, ready to catch and cradle the crumbs. I do surprise myself. That I can dress and eat in such a way while watching this delicate doll, this wafery woman on screen without laying on the floor and rolling my spine into crunches. I really love this movie. It fascinates me. 

In bed, the peanut butter causes me to fart into the mattress, vibrating my flattened fanny. I call Scott. He doesn't answer, but while it rings for the fourth time I imagine a stranger picking up. A stranger with a uniform's jargon, calling me "mam" and asking how I know my own husband. When the machine starts it's spiel, I hang up. 

It's 12:03am now. He went out at 7:30pm for a work "bonding night" of bowling. He invited me once I was in my leggings, sweater, had removed my bra, sneakers and socks and had washed my face. 

"No thanks." I said. 

Now is the time when a lover waits with secret worry. I was starting to get worried! I fantasize saying as he stands silhouetted, framed within the rectangle molding of our shared bedroom——the night air still clinging to his yet-to-be removed coat. 

I call again. 
Riiiing. 
Riiiing. 
Riiiing. 
Hang up.  

"Will you be awake when I get home?" He asked before leaving. 

"Probably. Yes." I told him. "Will you be late?"

"No. I'm opening in the morning." 

Now I'm not so sure that I'll be awake. I could sleep this stress away. Will somebody call me if he's hurt in a hospital somewhere?  

My phone rings. It's 12:28am. He'll be home in ten minutes. 

"I will be asleep." I say before hanging up. 

Pressed into my pillow, I wake to wind-battered rain splattering the windows, to branches tapping and to tires shushing. I am alone. Just as when I left my consciousness seven hours before. Scott has sunk beside me in his underwear, wrapped his arms around my ribs, slept and risen; all while I lay beside him with my eyes closed. Although, I vaguely remember a groan escaping my mouth, my body wanting to say "hello" to my husband. 

A little while later, I sit staring at the online tax website. A jar of water, employment papers and handwritten notes watch me from their positions on the coffee table. Penny is suddenly excited, showing me her teeth——her smile——which I usually only see when I've come home after being away for a few days. She yelps when I look back to the screen. She runs to the kitchen and returns with her ball. I go to grab it, but she holds it just far enough away. You're gonna have to get up! She says, her tail like a metal coil pulled to the side and released. She wants to go outside for our morning walk. She's too excited to wait. She thought she'd just lay at my feet avoiding the gray capricious clouds, but she's too excited now. 

We tread the littered sidewalks, my dog and I. She pulls to soggy doughnuts, breakfast sandwich bits and squirrels. The air is thick with exhaust.
Car. 
Car. 
Car. 
Bus. 
Car. 
Truck. 
Really big truck. 
Car. 
Car. 
Car. 
Car. 
Car. 
Car. 
Car. 
Bus. 
Truck. 
Trash truck. 
Car. 
Car.
Scrap metal pick up. 
Bus. 

We walk through Wrigley. I forgot today is Opening Day for Cubs baseball. The fans dress in royal blue. They look like pigs. Even the skinny ones. Pinked cheeks, they stand in dark clubs drinking beer before 9am. Parking flags flap from lawn chairs. Security officers pace the stadium's lot. And the McDonald's across the street is crowded with cholesterol. 

Through the fickle drizzle, we walk on. At around 9:15am, I wrap Penny's wet leash around a pole and knot it, dropping a handful of kibble between her front paws. I go into the cafe where Scott works. Tall and slender with black-rimmed glasses and his red and blue plaid shirt, he smiles when he sees me. He didn't expect we'd come because of the rain. I ask him if he's tired. He will be. It's a ten hour shift. But for now, he's fine. He makes me a tea and I sit at the counter, watching him work. 

At home, I throw the windows up. The breeze feels fresh, as if filtered by the screens. Wind bursts in. The plant in the bedroom window with its long cascading leaves falls to the floor. I rush to it like an emergency room nurse, scooping its dirt back onto its bony roots. Then a shampoo bottle and a box of bar soap topples into the bathtub. Then the two lime green plants in the living room fall from their sill, the ottoman softening their landing. Penny paces, trying to get between my legs as I rush from window to window. Eventually she climbs into the porcelain tub of chipped paint and gray molded grout. I place the fallen plants into the sinks and give them all time to sit and soak in new water. I sweep the dirt, dust and dog hair. Then I wash my hands and make a sandwich. 

I sit alone on the couch again; another plate poised under my mouth. The trees are so courteous——I think to myself—— to let in the winter light through their bare, unfettered branches, warming our musty windowsills and salivating our sweat glands for summer.  


   

I'm off the map, but you can write me a letter.

 

On Facebook, my brain is like a home ransacked by thieves. Every morning, I'd wake to things taken--the present mostly-- and a dreadful mess of broken bureau draws, scattered dirty laundry and torn diary pages. It had been unravelling for years; slowly spinning out of control like a sad, drunken ballerina. I couldn't see straight. 
I am ugly. 
I am unsuccessful. 
I am unhappy. 
I am judgmental, labeling my life, defining myself through a catalogue of meticulously phrased posts and comments and digital photographs.  
Here I am! 
Here is my face! 
Here is my body. 
Look what I'm eating. 
Here are the people who love me. 
This is where I live. 
This is my dog. 
This is my dog. 
This is my dog. 
I wonder if others are paying as much attention to me as I am to them. I hope others are not paying as much attention to me as I am to them.  
Was that too liberal? 
Too conservative? 
Too stupid? 
I'm so stupid. 
And that thing I said there wasn't funny. Just weird. Now all those people think I'm a wacko wobbling atop a soapbox. 
I'm such a loser. 
Why am I checking this again? 
More cat pictures,
more carefully contrived gloating,
more sappy song lyrics 
and, maybe, one link to an article I'd like to skim. 
Mostly though, it's just a carload of damp junk from FREE boxes, cluttering my mind with mounds of molding rubbish. 
All of it. Such mind numbing triviality. 

So I quit. 

With my pointer poised over the mouse, a passing panic attack rattles my thoughts into a tumbling tangle of "what ifs". But after the click, I feel a gummy ghost--like a demon decomposing between my bones--escape from my skin and fly away. 

Once like a lonely intern, I ran an individual marketing team, promoting the brand that is my name. But now I retire from this thankless, dead-end job to find my footing on a rugged path of solitude. No, I will not be moving to the woods alone to quietly curse our culture of pocket computers, social media obsessions and idling engines, but to stand here truly alone. To listen to what my soul says, and not what I think my soul should say. And to do what I believe is right, and not just what is easiest and expected.  

I understand now why so many of my generation have become petulant alcoholics; raiding liquor stores, parties and pubs, thirsting for their daily dose of oblivion.          

Now

The back stairwell smells like mayonaise and marijuana.  Someone's getting high and making tuna fish sandwiches. I've been running up and down the dirty blue stairs since 7pm tonight doing laundry.  Five washes. Countless dries. It's 10:22 now and I'm wondering if the tumbling towels and blankets will be dry by 11. I work early tomorrow morning. I left the dog too long today--miscounted the hours. Poor pup peed on the bed. When I get home, she doesn't make a sound, but when I open the bedroom door she whines and puts her paws on my shoulders, licking an apology onto my face. No, I'm sorry. We go outside. There are dogs everywhere. I like this city. I like it's porches and vegan variety. I have friends I love living near and a lake I can't stop staring at. But I'll be ready when our adventure here is done and I can return to the quiet of the country. I want a little house one day with green land and farm stands to give my money to. Apple orchards to raid and a mountain trail to hike. I have adapted well to Chicago. Like a monkey at the zoo. Windows on all sides, my glowing yellow lamp shining on my shrunken habitat, projecting out like a television screen. We are seen. We see. I take the bus and sometimes ride my bicycle--though the brakes are broken and my kick stand has fallen off-- and I drive and parallel park and put my quarters in meters and slow down for those who are deliriously stupid with road rage. I am one of many, but my soul is in this body and so it's here within this dry winter skin where I learn my twenty-ninth year.  I can slow my pulse. I can stop my mind. I can see the moment around me. 

Do

I play my guitar and sing the two songs I know for the plants and the bowl of yellow onions on the windowsill in the kitchen. They are in a spotlight of morning sun. Ready for a painter with a plain canvas. My mug of orange zest herbal tea steams on the coffee table. I pour the water from the kettle and the old floral metal pot sizzles and spits from its spout, splashing onto the gas range. I love it. I love that I rid my life of my microwave.  In the fall, I bought this granny teakettle at a second hand store in Andersonville for $2.95. Sometimes--when in a hurry--I wish we still had our microwave, but mostly I'm happy for the barer counter and for forcing myself to slow down and let the oven preheat or the stovetop warm a skillet. Someone once told me that she and her husband read an article about how microwaves change food when they heat it. Like it makes it into something else chemically. I don't know. I'm not a scientist and I never even read the article she mentioned. But I heard her say it once in the break-room at work while she waited nearly her entire break to warm her soup in the toaster oven. Why would you bring soup to work if you can't properly heat it up? I thought to myself, admiring her determination. Anyway, a couple years later, when I had my yard sale before moving to Chicago, I decided to sell our microwave. We're downsizing! I told my husband, the one I knew who would miss it more than I. But he's gotten used it. Last night he wants frozen bean enchiladas, and so he takes off the wrapper, covers it in tin foil, and places it into the preheated 350 degree oven. We take the dog for her nightly stroll and when we get home, the smell of his dinner reaches into our noses and exits our salivating glands. 

I think we all get so caught up with whatever is fastest and easiest that we miss out on doing stuff and on knowing how to do stuff. Nice every day stuff like boiling water or sweeping the floor or tracing one's finger along the inked lines of a creased paper map. 

One of my new favorite things to do is bake bread. And I had a thought recently that I should get one of those big mixers or maybe a bread maker! But then I remembered how I love to squish the ivory dough between my fingers, feeling through its texture for when to add more flour. 

Inside Outside

The old American Dream of having a good job that can support a family has been trampled by the designer boots my generation has charged on credit cards. The old white-picket fence family life is now called old fashioned and boring and why waste your life changing diapers when you can get on reality television or a music video with some sexy pop star? We feel compelled to be more interesting than our parents and grandparents. We don't need marriage. We say. We don't need that old-fashioned custom to tell others that we're committed to one another. She knows. He knows. Besides divorces happen all the time so it's not like people really stick with the whole, "till death do us part" bull anyway. I'd rather lead a life of cell phone photographs, job jumping and future dodging. I feel as if we were all raised to believe--not from our parents necessarily, but from other outside sources--that we must follow our dreams. That because we are all unique and so very special, we must figure out a way to share ourselves with as many strangers as possible through some artform--because the more people who know you the more important you are--and then make lots of money from it. Because we are better than "real jobs". We must chase that pretty rainbow and when we find it, we'll get our promised pot of gold.   

I think many of us miss our rainbows because we are looking for the dark crayon-colored ones we once drew as children--as if the wax crumbs will be piled on the sidewalk, a sign to look up. But now what? We are nearing thirty and we realize we are not--and will probably never be--apart of that minuscule minority who make their living as artists. I can still create for the sake of loving it. And I can go to the movies without wishing I was in the movie or at the Oscars on a plush purple chair, winking my painted eye at the camera. I can say something funny once in awhile; doesn't mean I deserve a microphone and fifteen minutes of stagetime. Why do a hobby at all if it isn't going to turn into my path, my journey to superstardom? Thank you Words--no really thank you--for that stream of thoughts from my subconscious and into sentences because then I can see--really see--how fucking absurd it all is. When I look into my soul, I know what I want. It isn't headshots, talent agents and auditions. And that doesn't mean I don't love being on stage and acting in a play or playing a song for my husband on my guitar or making my family laugh at the dinner table. It just means that I care more about walking my dog to the beach where I can admire the soft cement sky as it is poked and pierced by the budding branches of hundred year old trees. Oh how I want to escape this sharp mold of what my generation considers "successful" and kick it into the street to be run over by a line of buses. Because I'm happy and that's what matters. Not whether I appear in an episode of CSI or get cast in a Broadway play. Because that's not the life that's right for me. I'm too fragile for that shit!   

I walk beside the paved path. I walk in the grass.

I return my smart phone to the store yesterday and ask for one less smart. I don't want to have it anymore, I tell the befuddled clerk. I don't go into detail. "I just don't want it anymore. I don't like how it makes me..." I trail off, realizing this is one  person who will not agree or understand me. "Money's tight and it just doesn't make sense for me." If I hadn't also just quit my daily caffeine intake, I'd have gone blindly into a deeper explanation, but my sobriety keeps me from spewing frivolous sentences to strangers, especially ones I can tell really don't give a damn.  

I am addicted to it, distracted by it, defeated by it. My phone, that is. I tell myself I'm looking for the time, but then I'm checking my email, responding to email, then checking all the applications I have downloaded as conveniences and ways to keep in touch with people. It does keep me a little closer to others, but predominantly--I'm now realizing--it keeps me distant from myself. 

The decision to rid my life of my smart phone starts when I cut my hair short last week. To my chin with layers. I try taking a photo with my phone because that is what having a smart phone does. It causes me to feel as if I must photograph every funny/fun/colorful/new moment I witness and experience. And so I try to take a picture of myself. I want it to show my hair, but mostly I want it to be a pretty picture for others to compliment and raise my droopy self-esteem, while also not looking like I'm self-involved (which is impossible because the act of taking a photo of one self and then posting it on the internet is equivalent to shouting "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE" in a quiet crowded room). I try taking several pictures, which embarrasses me now to write. I do not look satisfactory. Then I feel bad about myself. That's when I notice the curve of my neck. How often I am on my phone looking, checking, scrolling, messaging, self-doubting. It is constant. Whenever I have to wait or whenever I feel the slightest bit bored. It's as if I don't want my mind to form thoughts anymore and I must run and fine the words and photos of others to distract me from my own perfectly working mind. A distraction. That is what it is. A distraction from the present. Well, I want to be here now. I've spent too many years there then. Now it's time I look at the sky and see it. Now is the time I see my husband and not just through my phone while I take a picture of him because the light from the window has cast a dramatic shadow beneath his unshaven angular chin. It has only been a day with my old timey flip phone, but it feels like flight and not airplane--rumbling, shaky, do I trust this stranger to not crash?--kind of flight, but unencumbered feathered flight--no suitcase, no television, no radio, just the whistle of wind.